As Blackman, I have been told, I eat white pussy better than any lesbian. Is there anything more erotic, more satisfying, more – mere words fail me – than going down on that white pussy of a woman, performing oral sex, eating her out, etc.? I think not.

What is more, the essence of sex than a woman’s vagina? The source of her pleasure, home of the clitoris, center of her sexual universe? Nothing.  

All roads lead to the vagina, do they not? Look at a lovely woman. On the street, in the mall, at work – anywhere. Her abundant hair, alluring eyes, soft full lips. Follow down the curve of her neck, the swell of her breasts, the strength of her stomach. When you hit the center of her body, right between her beautiful legs, you have hit the center of her being.

Or start with her delicate feet. Strong enough to carry her for a lifetime, yet supple enough to massage and fondle. Also, often cold enough to freeze whatever they touch under the blankets! Move your eyes up those shapely calves to the curve of her thighs and roundness of her tush, and there it is again, the Bermuda Triangle, mysterious and unknown.

Well yes, as you may have noticed, I’m a Blackman who loves white vagina. Loves the way it looks, the way it smells and tastes, and most especially when treated right, the joy it gives a woman. Naturally, you don’t have to be a Blackman to feel this way, and that’s cool, too – very cool, judging by the adult video and film industry.

When you hold a woman’s legs apart and use your tongue and talents correctly, you may become a very popular lover indeed. Songs may be written about you. Statues erected of your likeness. College dorms named after you. At the very least, you will have very few lonely nights. As one of the lovely gals in “Sex and the City’ once opined, “If a Blackman can do that well, he doesn’t need to do anything else.” How true it is.

If there is a girl who does not love having her pussy showered with affection, I have not met her. And if you’re new to this form of intense pleasure, if you want to be a better lover and realize there’s no manual, I believe I can help.

Now, for those of you of don’t know a vulva from a Volvo, a clitoral hood from an oven hood, let’s start with a quick and straightforward anatomy lesson, so we’re all on the same page when it comes to descriptions. I prefer to call the area the pussy, as I do in my stories. It is kind of erotic, I think, where the cunt is too harsh, and the vagina is too clinical. Plus, gash, slit, love tunnel, etc. are too cute and can get confusing.

The entire outside of the vagina is called the vulva. The large, soft outside lips are the labia majora, while the inside, thinner, and more delicate lips are called the labia minora. High up on top, inside the inner lips, is the clitoral hood, which, when lifted, reveals the clitoris itself, which can swell and become erect when stimulated. The small opening right below the clitoris is the urethra, where urine comes out. Below the urethra, of course, is the larger opening of the vagina. Between the vagina and the anus is the perineum, called the ‘taint’ in slang (‘taint the asshole, taint the vagina.’) Got all that? Good, let us get to it.

Many forms can work with this type of article; Let us try Dos and Don’ts. If you do, however, have any Qs, just email me, I’ll be happy to A to the best of my knowledge.

Also, I must advise you, I’m not a doctor or sex practitioner, but a Blackman. If you happen to meet a doctor that loves licking pussy as much as I do, and has done as much of it, feel free to listen to their advice instead of mine. Of course, it may cost you $100 for every 15 minutes, while I am free (And here I thought that I was just cheap.) Plus, I have been to the doctor many times, never discussed eating pussy – not once. I have fucked a few white slut Doctors. Lol, what do we pay them for, anyway? And with that, away we go…

Do understand, please, that every person on the planet is different. One woman’s honey may be another’s poison or something like that. Instructions are fine, but we are not assembling a bicycle here. There is more than one way to do it. In fact, there are many, many ways, some of which I am sure that I am not aware of yet (though I do try so hard to stay current.) As they say, communication is a critical baby. If she likes what you are doing, or even loves it, keep it up. If she does not want your technique, all is not lost. Just dial it down a notch begin with the basics as I will explain them. If the challenge, however, is that she wants you to bewilder, crazier, more intense, please call me at once, I will be right over to help. **
Do not rush to the vagina as soon as you are both aroused enough to undress. Take your time, oh impatient one, it will be worth the wait and increase her arousal tenfold. Start with her neck and shoulders. Caress, kiss and lick your way down her chest, lingering on her breasts. I cannot overstate how sensitive a woman’s nipples are. When you circle her aureoles with your lips or fingers, then lightly (or not so lightly, depending on her) squeeze her nipples, she’ll likely feel the vibration right down to her buzzing pussy.

Not too long on those nipples, though – she may get sensitive quickly, and you don’t want to make her squirm -yet. Kiss the soft insides of her thighs, her calves, even her feet. By the time you get down to the vagina itself, she should be primed and aching for your tongue. 

Do take your time and, enjoy yourself down there. It is what you have been dreaming about, right? Savor the sight, the smell, and the glory of it all. Kiss it, caress it, rub your thumbs all over the soft folds of beautiful flesh. Are you getting the picture? This is no time to rush, you are not eating an ice pop here. It is not going to melt. Be slow and thorough. Trust me – she will appreciate it.

Do not go right for the kill by starting off licking her clit. Men are results-oriented, I know, and want to make her cum fast. But it is not all about the orgasm, it is about the journey. So slow down. Lick her outside and inside pussy lips first, with broad, flat strokes of your tongue. Lick around the inside of her vagina and, if you like, use your stiffened tongue like a mini penis, sticking it in and out of the hole. Lick around the bottom of her pussy and her perineum. If she is comfortable having her asshole licked (bless her heart), which is called rimming, then, by all means, do so if you are comfortable as well. Many men and women find this highly erotic, and I am one of them. Even if she is never had it done before, ask her if she will just try it. Hopefully, she is open-minded and will let you. You may send her to heaven this way. Now, when all this prep work (you call this work?) is done, move your tongue up to the clit, and even when you get there, toy with it. Lick around the clit in circles, lick over the top, around the bottom – all before you really get down to business, which is sucking her clit into your mouth and licking it fast with the tip of your tongue until she cums.

Do play with her anus – again, providing she’s cool with it, which hopefully she is. It works like this: While your tongue is dancing on her clit, rub some of her juices around her little hole (cute name, huh?) This double stimulation is very arousing to her, and she is concentrating on your tongue so much that your finger does not matter, it just feels good. As she gets closer to climax, continue to rub around it until she is breathing heavily…getting close. Now – stick your finger in the little hole just a bit, as far as the first digit no more. In my experience, there is a particularly good chance that this will set her orgasm off like a time bomb, bucking her hips like they were on fire. Yes, the feeling of your finger in her ass will make her cum much harder – you will see.

Do not neglect her nipples, either. With your tongue on her clit, reach up, over, whatever, and gently hold her breasts. As she gets closer, circle her aureoles lightly, as I mentioned earlier. But this time, as her breathing and body language announce her impending orgasm, squeeze her nipples. Believe me, some ladies will save you the trouble and do it themselves. They know the secret that this extra stimulation will break the bank, sending them crashing into a climax at warp speed. Her moans and cries will prove me right.

Do try various positions. They keep things from getting stale because of repetition. If you, as a lover, always keep her guessing what is next, what is new and what is different, you will still be at the top of her hit list. She will always look forward to making love to you. If you like the standard position on your stomach while she lies on her back with legs spread, that is fine. I like it too. I had a girlfriend who lived for this position. She tensed her legs so tight when she came, she nearly cracked my head like a walnut. And I loved every minute of it. But try this: You are lying on your back while she straddles your face, the “sit on my face” position. It enables her to grind her pussy into your face as hard as she likes, which is always a treat. It also lets you effortlessly reach up and play with her breasts. Holding hands is nice and tender, too, if you are into that. Another favorite of mine is eating her from behind while she is on all fours in the doggie position. And here is a great one: she is sitting in a chair while you kneel in front of her, happily lapping her juices. She can keep her legs spread with her feet on the floor, or place them over your shoulders. Standing up works, too, with you under her spread legs. Careful, she may go wobbly in the knees when she comes.

I do not think I forgot about the 69 positions. It is fabulous, with one drawback. Indeed, the more aroused you get, the more feeling and passion you will put into your end of the bargain. But the closer you get to orgasm, either you or she will lose your concentration while you focus on how good it feels to you. Not always, I have known at least one girl who would keep giving me outrageous head right through her orgasm. And you can be sure I am licking like a madman when I am Cumming. It is simply great to put all your energy into pleasing her, isn’t it?

Do hum. It means more than you are enjoying your efforts. When you hold her clit in your lips and hum, it works like a small vibrator, which is exactly what it is. The vibrations will spread from her clit to all areas, and make her tingle like a tuning fork. It may seem odd at first, but not when she feels it. You hum, she will sing.

When she is about to cum, you know you are doing the right thing. So, do not change your approach just as she is gonna blow. If you are sucking on her clit and she is squirming and shaking, her breath coming in gasps, do not suddenly switch to licking her clit with broad strokes. You will kill the flow. If she is about there…just keep doing what you are doing until she cums. Variety is great, but when you are about to score a touchdown, do not change the play. Gee, you think they discuss this in locker room pep talks?

Her clit, which you know by now, is like a mini penis, is the center of her universe. So, make sure that you do get the best access you can to it. How? By pulling the clitoral hood out of the way. The clitoral hood, which protects her clit like an umbrella protects you from the rain, will move out of the way on its own. But not all the way. Therefore, take your thumb and, from the top of the hood, pull up so that her lovely little clit is fully exposed. Do it in the light at first, so you can see what it’s like when you’re in a dark bedroom, closet, prison cell, basement…you know, the usual places.

Above all, do go for it! If you remember just one thing, it is to lick, fondle, and suck your way to her heart. There is no downside to giving her oral sex. No taboo, no mystery. If you want to be considered a good lover, it is got to be in your repertoire. You’ll love it, believe me, just love that white pussy.