Oh BBC, why can’t we always agree?

Why do you sometimes want to play when I want to sleep?

Why do you sometimes want to sleep when I want to play?

Why is your attention sometimes fleeting, but other times is has laser beam focus?

Why do you sometimes want to finish early, and other times have no finish line in sight?

Why do have to wake up at the gym so much?

However we do agree 90% of the time and I love you for that.