Welcome to Semperdominus school of cunnilingus arts. Here I will break down the five-step process of turning a pussy eating session into a work of fine art that should be displayed next to the Mona Lisa (she is secretly being eaten out in her portrait, hence the reason for her devious smile).

Step 1 ) One should not start licking the beautiful pussy right away, for it is a delicious entree that must be worked up to. You must devour the night’s appetizers in way of lips, nipples and inner thighs before your lips even think about getting to taste her sweet peach.

Step 2) Take your time. Eating pussy isn’t a race and you don’t get a prize for finishing early. One doesn’t shoot back a fine wine. It should be consumed with great care in order to enjoy every drop that touches your tongue.

Step 3) Play with the clit. No worship the clit. Make it swell in your mouth and treat it like the divine shrine of pleasure it is.

Step 4) Eat it with passion and purpose and she’ll cum by just knowing how turned on you are by her exquisite kitten.

Step 5) Eat Pussy how ever she and you both enjoy it. No two people are the same. This post was written tongue in cheek (pun intended). Don’t follow a five-step guide, follow her direction and guidance instead, no one knows her pussy like she does, especially not some weird internet stranger know it all like myself!